Sorcerer: …Dirty one

DM: Dirty one? On what?

Sorcerer: Insight.

DM: You can trust this guy

Sorcerer, in character: I trust him :)

DM: You escaped death. What do you guys wanna do

Paladin: I wanna go back in the death hole

Fighter: You seriously want to go back into the hole?

Paladin: yea I wanna get a sample of the fluids we found in the hole

Bard: I also vote for going back into the hole for fluid samples

Druid: “Hell yeah, I’m space fishing!”

1 minute later

Druid: “HELP ME! YOU’RE ALL JUST STANDING THERE WHILE I GET ANNIHILATED BY THIS EEL! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LET ME DIE?!!”

Cleric - I would rather die than kneel before another dragon god

Rogue (OOC) - stop tempting fate

DM - stop tempting me!

“We’ve stared into the abyss. We’ve faced death and undeath. How bad could it possibly be?”

“If we can’t find a use for this horn of blasting we’re just going to keep bringing it up until we end up solving all our problems with it”

“If you let me have Gate, I promise I’ll use it responsibly, the way I don’t with Wish!”

“I throw the balloon bag at [the 20’ tall eagle-headed divine construct]. Either it goes off and fills the hallway, or the antimagic cone fucks up the binding on the elemental and it inflates the bag anyway. I’m not picky, and I’m absolutely terrified!”

“In my defense, I didn’t realize it was a portal when I jumped in. I thought it was just a blood-milk fountain.”

-the party’s warlock after nearly falling through a portal to the infernal plane