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A mention of Pathfinder racism leads to a 15-20-minute off topic discussion of racism and segregation, which is ended with:
Player 1: “Anyway, I’ll get off my racist high horse.”
Player 2: “Why is your horse racist?”
Player 1: “I’m ashamed to say that I let the horse watch way too much John Wayne and he’s saying what he saw on the silver screen and he’s an alcoholic now… I’ve known him for about seven years now, my racist high horse.”
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