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Dm: as the kobold chases you through the sewers, you reach an intersection with 5 paths
Rogue: is there any indication of what leads where, any signs?
Dm: there’s some thieves cant at the mouth of each tunnel, in order from left to right, loot, danger, sa-
Rogue: I pull the druid with me down the one that says danger
Dm: to clarify you want to run down the sewer marked danger being chased by kobolds?
Rogue: yes!
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