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  • So my party recently realized that you can use prestidigitation to soil objects, much to the disappointment of my poor DM.

    My bard, who has prestidigitation: I am going to shit Strahd’s pants!

    • December 14, 2021 (4:22 am)
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    • #rpg
    • #shit my players say
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    • #dnd
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    • #unconventional tactics
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