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Actual conversation in dnd between the DM’s beholder boss and the party fighter who is playing as a starcraft zerg

Beholder: I believe you have my notes

Zerg fighter: I found this note book writen in abyssal with what looks like scribblings of a mad man in the back.

B: Thats kind of rude but yes those are my notes.

Z:I meant no offense I just feel like a creature of you intelligence should have learned penmanship.

B: Do you know how hard it is to write with tentacles?

Z: Fuck you, try writing with tongues and teeth!
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