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wast time on awtewmeem. We saw a poow doggy in pain. The doggy had an ouchy wouchy on it’s pawbs, oh no! Hikawu spoke to it and was weid to by the incwedibew doggi. Woonie heawed the pawpew but doggi stiww huwt? Ambush! >w<. Abbi wikes the dogg, but mewciwesswy puts the puppew down, oh no! wady who was with the puppi cast fwebaww! ohh nooo, puppy became cwispier than a miccy dee fwenchy fwy!!! OwO! sewvewaw minutes of fighting about wules.
-our last session summary which was actually said aloud (and in the voice)
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