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  • me, a paladin, confronting a giant monster after convincing all our enemies to fight with us: okay, I’m pretty okay with this one

    halfling fighter, sarcastically: well hold on, it could have an InTerEsTiNg bAcKsToRy

    • November 17, 2021 (5:28 pm)
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    • #rpg
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    • #team spirit
    • #i'll love it and pet it
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