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  • Wizard- ‘I cast burning hands…’

    DM- ‘Cool’

    Wizard- ’…on his tongue’

    DM-

    Rest of Party-

    Wizard- 'What?’

    Everyone Else- *uncontrolled laughter*

    • November 16, 2021 (2:12 am)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #dnd
    • #rpg
    • #submission
    • #do not meddle in the affairs of wizards
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