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  • “The basement is open! KILL THE CHILD!”

    - me

    “I think I know understand why parents in the 80s thought D&D was satanic…”

    - my mom

    • November 12, 2021 (7:12 pm)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #dnd
    • #rpg
    • #submission
    • #shareable
    • #parents vs dnd
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