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    Rogue: We could probably sell this thing at that old shop that had the cool glowy magic orb.

    Monk: You mean the one that has the orb, right?

    Rogue: Y-yeah, that’s what I said.

    • November 11, 2021 (9:36 am)
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    • #shit my players say
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