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DM, as the town guard: “so what’s your name?”
My Gnome Warlock: “Arugula.”
DM: *chortles* “got a last name to go with that?”
Me: “you mean in case someone in this village is looking for me and happens to run across ANOTHER small gnomish girl named Arugula?”
DM: “…fair”
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