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  • “Everyone gather around, I’m handing out my dice because this shit is just sad.”

    -Our DM after everyone continued to roll numbers lower than 10 on every single die we hand. (I have 12 sets for reference) with many many nat 1’s and 2’s. 

    • October 24, 2021 (5:20 am)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #dnd
    • #rpg
    • #submission
    • #shareable
    • #clearly the dice hate you
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