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  • Dm: Druid and Barbarian make a con save

    Barbarian: -out of character jokingly- good luck Druid

    Barbarian: -rolls a nat 1-

    Druid: -rolls a 15- I never want to hear you say condescendingly say “good luck Druid” again

    • October 22, 2021 (8:00 am)
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