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  • “This is mine now! I bled on it! So I’m gonna hold onto it!”
    — Hyssop Tamin, the Faun Bard after getting nearly impaled by a javelin. (she still has it)
    • October 12, 2021 (4:00 am)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #dnd
    • #rpg
    • #submission
    • #shareable
    • #stealing things for fun and profit
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