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  • The Firbolg of our party went in search of food for the rest of us.

    DM: You find the wildest berries you’ve ever seen.

    Other player: In fact, they are so wild they are savage. They even roast you.

    DM: They are barberryans.

    • June 15, 2021 (4:00 am)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #dnd
    • #rpg
    • #submission
    • #shareable
    • #terrible puns
    • #unconventional food choices
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