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Context: My party acquired a goblin ally named Rarflenargen at one point, who is mostly useless but funny to keep around.
Me: Okay, so we’ll stop in town and-
Brother: What do we do about the goblin?
Rarflenargen: RARFLENARGEN NOT LIKE TOWN!
Me: Yeah but we need to get supplies-
DM: Roll Persuasion.
*Rolls Nat 1*
Rarflenargen: *glares and attempts to eat my character*
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