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  • “Sempai Noticed Me!!”

    -Maeve the half elf bard after getting a head nod from the High Elf Leader.

    • July 18, 2019 (3:26 am)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #rpg
    • #submission
    • #when the npcs are cool
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