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  • “Flipping someone off is essentially 1 point of emotional damage, right?”

    The ranger after our cleric flips an enemy off while casting Sacred Flame for 1 point of damage.

    • July 16, 2019 (6:17 pm)
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    • #shit my players say
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    • #clerics will kill you
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