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My first experience to DnD

My friend, a Human with an armor value of 21: *Starts rolling down a mountain*
My Dad, a halfling(if I remember correctly): *Tries to help my friend but fails*
Me, a Teifling: *Tries helping both of them, but fails*
My brother, the DM: You all three roll down the hill and you take *rolls* 0 points of damage. *While trying to keep a serious face while I’m cracking up* The whole way down, you all somehow land on soft, mossy spots.
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My first experience to DnD