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  • My players: walk by a chest (mimic) in a 10ft wide space

    DM(me): grins and reaches for monster manual

    Player: “Oh Fuck she’s grinning”

    • July 15, 2019 (5:09 pm)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #rpg
    • #submission
    • #shareable
    • #don't mess with the dm
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