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  • In a town full of mimics, including a monster house mimic that’s chasing after our Paladin on four grotesque peg legs

    Kain, our war cleric: Can we take a moment to appreciate that we are recoiling in fear at the dnd equivalent of a mobile home?

    • July 10, 2019 (10:51 pm)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #dnd
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