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  • “I stab myself. What happens?”

    Dm: Roll damage I guess
    Player: no in the heart.
    Dm: you are actually doing this?
    Player: yeah
    Dm: you die. Roll your death saves
    Player: wait what?
    Dm: I don’t know what you expected

    • October 24, 2018 (8:34 pm)
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