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CLERIC: I need to get out of this web.
WARLOCK: You’re carrying a torch, right? I could use magic to light it on fire and then that wluld burn it away.
CLERIC: Yes, but that would also light me on fire.
WARLOCK: I offered a solution. You declined.
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