Shit My Players Say

One of our party has severe arachnophobia, and this happened::

Dm: “There are some giant spiders in this forest so you-”
Half-Elf Rogue: “Can they be something else? Not spiders?”
Dm: “wh- No they’re spiders”
Half-Orc Cleric: “what about eight legged sheep? They’re basically the same.”
Dm: “….. ok fine.”

Two minutes later:

Dm: “The sheep turns around and shoots wool out its ass right onto your face. You can see eyes all over their udders that blink at you”
Rogue: “This is so much worse.”