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The Druid, using Speak with Animals to talk to a frog: Do know of an easy to get across the swamp into that temple?
Frog: You could swim.
Druid: Actually the muddy water is too thick and we don’t want to get our armor all dirty.
Frog: You could jump.
Druid: No… that would be like… a thirty foot jump.
Frog: Then I don’t know what else to tell you.
Druid (ooc): Wow that was unhelpful, I punt the frog across the lake.
DM: Wow okay, change your alignment to ABSOLUTE evil.
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