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  • DM to our Paladin: “You fail your Wisdom saving throw. You find no logical reason why you should not give that skeleton a handjob.”

    • April 12, 2017 (5:43 am)
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    • #shit my players say
    • #dnd
    • #submission
    • #sfw roll: nat 1
    • #clearly the dice hate you
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